The FUN Days

So, anyone who has tried to get pregnant in a calculated method know that days 11- 17 are serious days.  Well, after roughly 19 months of trying their not so serious anymore.  Each day is a different duty in "doing it" (as we call it at my house); there's no foreplay anymore just a roll over "hey babe you wanna do it?"  don't feel bad for me - it makes me laugh!    Days 11-17, we are supposed to "do it" every other day.  I remember in the beginning I was working 12 hour days, and my husband 10 hours which weren't really opposite but might as well have been, I recall having to wake up early and having a bed romp with my hair curlers in - hot!  Well, admittedly it's not always easy to calculate when and how.  Like this month for example, my O days started off good, you know, days 11 and 13 pretty typical missionary, lay around for 10 minutes afterward with my legs in the air- yes, I do that.  but on the 14th day, which should be our off day, we went to a concert and if you know Andy and I we had more than a few beers.  I had on these cute wedges that were a little bit higher than maybe they shoulda been, so I felt a little stripperish the whole night.. typically this would lead to some funny episodes of my trying to be a stripper in the bedroom; but not this time.  We were just laying in bed, really ready to get ready to sleep, flippin throught the boob tube... well, it really did turn into a boob tube!  I asked him to put on a porn for us, oh my, what have I done!  Comcast, btw, does not have the best selection- this may be something that has to be planned out and possibly take a trip to the... porn store? I don't even know where to shop for porn.  Either way, we got one and it was hard core- I could've named that myself, next time we'll go for the "soft" version.  If the task at hand was to make sure that their wasn't a single little swimmer left, then I would say mission accomplished.